The Mandarins Aren’t As Hot As They Used to Be

For some reason, the mandarins have not been as good to me as they were in the past. While the good ole boy gets a free breakfast and a free beer, the ladies are stuck with the budget pigs and a stale beer bottle. The best part is the ladies aren’t too hot to handle. One has to wonder if they were the victims of some sort of sex offs brew. A good dose of the good ole boy magic and the ladies will be good to go for some time in the near future. As for the sex offs, well, a little sex off ed goes a long way if you know what to do with it. On a serious note, the ladies are the bosses and the aforementioned ole boy is a man.